A friend opens a conversation a full news bulletin
on her life
A FRIEND says "What's new with you?"
A friend thinks the problems you whine about are
recent
A FRIEND says "You've been whining about the
same thing for years.
Get off your ass and do something about it."
A friend has never seen you cry
A FRIEND has soggy shoulders from your tears
A friend doesn't know your parents' first names
A FRIEND has their phone numbers in their adress
book
A friend knows almost nothing about your family
A FRIEND knows the medical history, dietary habbits,
and troubles
of everyone on your family tree
A friend brings a gift to your party
A FRIEND comes early to help set up and stays
late to help clean up
A friend calls you at 11 just to chat
A FRIEND know you hate to be called after 10
A friend tells you you look fine when you don't
So does A FRIEND
A friend wonders about your romantic history
A FRIEND could blackmail you with it
A friend is someone whose middle name you could
never guess
You know your FRIEND's middle name and when you
make fun of it, she
laughs along
A friend is jealous of your successes
A FRIEND enjoys your moments in the sun
because she knows about the
dark nights of your soul
A friend feels that as time passes and your lifestyles
diverge,you have nothing
else to talk about
A FRIEND believes that as your lives grow
different, you help each other see
through a wider lens
A friend has no clue when your birthday is
No matter where you are on your birthday A FRIEND
finds you to wish you
a happy birthday and then forgives you when you
forget hers
A friend waits for an invitation to visit
A FRIEND invites herself
A friend thinks the friendship is over when you
argue
A FRIEND knows that a friendship is not A FRIENDSHIP
until you've had
a fight. Hey guy, I am always here for
you no matter WHAT so if you ever
need anything, don't hesitate to ask